pickled excrement
a large pickle jar that you fill with p-ss. then, every time you have to take a sh-t, you do it into the jar. after approximately 10 t-rds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. then you just go ahead and bust it on someone’s car or house.
pedestrian: officer, i don’t know what happened. there’s sh-t and p-ss and busted gl-ss all over my grandmother’s car.
officer: yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
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