picklefucked


when the degenerate pimple-faced kid at mcdonalds stacks all 3 of your pickle slices on top of each other on your 99¢ double cheeseburger instead of spreading them out a little. you bite into the center and realize you have been picklef-cked.
everyone of these double cheeseburgers are picklef-cked! jesus, can’t people take a little pride in their goddam job?! i know he’s just making burgers, but have some f-cking pride in the quality of your double cheeseburgers.

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