piddlywinks
basically your p-n-s.
“braydon had a big piddlywink”
4 more definitions
the act of making a piddle, also known as ‘taking a leak’, or ‘unleashing the golden dragon’.
“ah man! too much soda!! must make piddlywinks!”
piddly winks is a game where a b-tton is dropped into a urinal and a compet-tor pees making the b-tton go round in a circle. the winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the b-tton.
jim: “i had a game of piddly winks but only managed to get a score of 4!”
bob: “that’s nothing! my high score is 31!”
a pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot
“awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it.”
a car with one headlight out. often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.
better get that piddlywink fixed at jiffylube!
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