pie crusted
to m-st-rb-t- all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of c-m, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. then, your partner doesn’t wash off the layer of j-zz in time, letting the sp-nk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
“hey babe! can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? you pie crusted my face, and now i can’t see.”
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