piffle


to trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.
jack: you know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?

tony: don’t you piffle with me!
the act of having s-x in an amphitheater.
-two people walking along at an amplitheater-
person one: piffle?
not believable. generally used as a subst-tute for cr-p or sh-t when a delivate option is required.
what a load of piffle.
oh piffle
utter cr-p that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.
“did see debbie’s status update on facebook the other day?”

“yeah, don’t people talk a load of piffle”
is a french whistle. not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.
during the recent demonstrations on the streets of paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the champs elysee.
an exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. a cry to the likes and meaning of ‘d-mn it!’
‘piffle!’ he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.
a piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.
person 1: can i have a dollop of cream on the side?

person 2: so 4 piffles?

person 1: yeah
meaning much the same as “f-ck” or “dammit” it can be used in pelite company. however, it loses some of its edge if overused.
piffle!!! i flunked calculus agan!!!

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