Piffnic
instead of a traditional picnic with a blanket laid out and a cooler packed with food, it’s a piffnic where you and your company find a nice spot in the shade or at a park out on the green gr-ss and just .. smoke weed. piffnic.
“yo bro, grab some snacks and a dutch. we’re heading to the park for a piffnic.”
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