pikajew

an electric pokemon that tends to be cheap with it’s money and/or electricity an likes to rip off people.
pikajew wouldn’t start up the computer again after it fried while we were watching naked pictures of misty.
a jewish pikachu. they are commonly found inside cash registers. when several of these pokemon gather, they could attract n-z-s.
ash: what pokemon is that? it looks like it’s holding the torah…
gary: you idiot, that’s a pikajew.
ash: well why are its cheeks so big?
gary: that’s how it stores pennies… -facepalm-
a jewish pokémon. his signature move is to steal your money.
pikajew! i choose jew!!
someone who is j-panese and jewish.
have you met my friend becca? yep, she’s a pikajew.
a jew who is lightning fast and shoots pennies from his eyeb-lls.
woah! i dropped my penny and that pikajew got it!
a j-panese jew

very rare but very cool
omg that j-panese guy just went into a synagog!! he is a pikajew!
a pikachu devoted to judaism
ash: pikachu! i choose you! thunderbolt! now! . . . pikachu?
brock: ash! what the f—? what day is it?
ash: . . . sunday
brock: what the h-ll is that on pikachu’s head?
ash: . . . a yarmulke
brock: exactly dipsh-t! it’s f—ing sunday and you’re trying to make a jewish pikachu do work! it’s against his f—ing religion —hole!
ash: uh, i-i’m sorry
brock: why don’t you say sorry to pikajew you stupid sh-t? check the f—ing pokedex for once dumb—! and i left my own f—ing gym to travel with you! hey ash! how about you pay attention and stop being such an ashhole, huh f—face?

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