Pillocide
the senseless killing of a pillow by a toddlers. most pillows are torn open hastily while their insides are then yanked out slowly piece by piece. however some pillows have reportedly been eaten by these unsatiated toddlers.
after a well deserved couple hours out on the town, jack and jill come home to find the house torn asunder. “omg! what happened here?” the babysitter crying simply mutters, “i couldn’t stop them, it was pillocide… i made them dinner but they wouldn’t eat, and i ran out out of candy… then without warning cali became pillocidal and went straight for the couch. it was too much to watch. i hid in the bedroom till the sounds of chewing and screaming were over.”
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