pimp card


a card u give to b-tches with ur information on it followed by a firm opean palm slap on the -ss
i gave some hot b-tch my pimp card last night
a card in which a pimp/player/single male writes down his name and his phone number to p-ss out to girls that he finds s-xually stimulating or attractive, hoping that it will draw her to him s-xually or to get a phone call from her to plan a future rendevous with her.
“hey, jimmy!”
“yes, fred?”
“why don’t you give that fine looking broad over there one of your pimp cards?”
“what a marvelous idea, fred!”

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