pimp-my-ride-uk
an absolutely disturbing programme found on mtv late at night so as not to scare little children! as an englishman, i feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of english folk (again) trying to copy americans! don’t get me wrong, i do actually like pimp my ride(usa). but westwood? please mtv, get rid of this cack!
(tv): “yo, this is westwood, i’m a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, i talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i’m an ageing white man trying to be black! i really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching coronation street!”
(normal non chav person!): d-mn right horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
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