Pimpa-Clause


1. tha pimp version of santa clause. pimpa-clause getz down with his “ho ho ho’s”.

pimpa-clause always wears baggy red sweatpants. he raps pimpmas raps like “oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!”

pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. he getz busy and gives b-tches presents and snows on their faces!!

he has a giant pole! it locates where his pitched tent is!

pimpa clause has 2 lists, “tha good ho ho ho’s” and he has tha list of tha naughty “wh-r–ible ho’s!”

so when you hear a “ho ho ho”, go spread some love and wish all a “merry pimpm-ss!”

2. pimpa-clause is also what i call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. i go around da school yellin “ho ho ho” all da time!

“ho ho ho” i’m pimpa-clause!

this is “wh-r–ible!”

have a merry pimpm-ss.

pimpa-clause, and rudeoff da big-c-ck raindear!

f-ck frosty da pervert!

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