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• pulling my pudding

  masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one’s p-n-s until one -j-c-l-t-s c-m i lay on my bed, fantasizing about nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.

• pulling plastic

  the act of rock climbing or bouldering indoors using artificial holds climber a: “did you make it to hueco this season, brah?” climber b: “nah man, i’ve been stuck pulling plastic for the past few months, i feel like i’m turning into a gym rat.”

• shitfacetime

  to use the iphone 4’s facetime video calling feature whilst sh-tfaced. i was out of town on a business trip, i got hammered one night and decided to sh-tfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her t-ts.

• shitfest 9000

  the term used to describe an extreme cl-ster f-ck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge. john – “dude what the f-ck happened to all the alcohol? i thought jerry was bringing it to the party?” terance – “ya well f-cking jerry went to some party […]

• LaMonde

  the last name of a royal descent. should be treated like a king if ever ran across. “my hands tremmbled as king lamonde walked through the room”

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