Pimpin’ a pizza
to add extra cheese, peperoni, olives and other tasty items to a cheap and boring store bought frozen pizza before baking it in the oven. it infinitely multiplies its deliciousness.
henrietta: want to come over to my house? i’m pimpin’ a pizza.
julio: maybe. what kind of tasty sh-t are you adding to it?
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