pimpledick
a guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a p-n-s. please see new england journal of medicine.
patient: “doctor, what the f-ck is wrong with my face?!”
doctor: “well you little sh-twad, it looks like you have a case of pimpled-ck.”
patient: “ohhh, sh-t…”
when genital warts are on ones d-ck. causeing the d-ck to appear pimply
or when ones d-ck is as big as a pimple
1. ewww, my d-ck is all pimply. haha u have a pimple d-ck.
2. i hope i dont get a pimple d-ck
3. omg i heard johny has a pimple d-ck. haha and he told me it was big
a guy with a small p-n-s that will j-zz any minute
that pimpled-ck came the moment i touched him
some one who l-sts for the popping of pimples. person or persons whom cannot control their unholy thirst for the grease below the flesh
billy jenkins: f@#k! i hate my pimples!
jamie lynn rudner: oh why billy, may i have a look? if you dont mind do you think i could pop a few?
billy jenkins: ok, i guess…
jamie lynn rudner: yessss, this precious face fluid will go into my sugar dish until i have enough for the feast!!
billy jenkins: oh jamie lynn rudner… your such a pimple d-ck! (giggles ensue)
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