Pimprovise
to pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like “that’s just how i do.” or “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” or any other cliched method.
“hey man, everytime i use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?”
“lines are for punks. i pimprovise.”
verb – pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
damon: “man that girl i was with last night was fine!”
bryan: “what, i saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. how did you pull that one off?”
damon: “i had to pimprovise, but i made it happen”
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