Pine County


pine county is the rural most area between duluth and the twin cities. if you live in pine county, you are often found sticking your d-ck in your ford f150’s exhaust pipe. after busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. don’t worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. this county is rittled with herpes and boredom. if you don’t have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.
pine county hick 1: did you just see that hot b-tch on that john deere?
pine county hick 2: yeah, man. that’s my cousin. i gave her the herp!

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