pineapple shipwreck
when a man wearing a pirate hat engages in -n-l s-x with a woman and right as he c-ms he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman’s head.
a pineapple shipwreck between same s-x partners is known as a pina colada.
peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but i heard juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
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