the act of liberals fighting over whether safety pins are a proper show of support for oppressed minorities, or a smug meaningless non-action.
liberal 1: i’m wearing a safety pin to show i’m a safe sp*ce for muslims, blacks, women, and lgbtq folk!
liberal 2: omg poc totally don’t like those! f*ck your safety pins and your empty non-support!
liberal 3: would you two shut up with your pinfighting?
- goat run
when you pull your b*lls around your *sshole, so then your b*lls are now by your *ss. i turned around and ian showed me a good goat run.
- frankfurter foliage
the pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus. jane: ‘wow, johnny, i like what you’ve done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great’ johnny: ‘thanks jane, i thought you’d like them. now, if you wouldn’t mind, please continue sucking and let’s keep the rest of the small talk until after the […]
- puxatony p**p
when you have a very solid p**p that begins its exit from the *sshole but sees it’s shadow and retreats back into your r*ct*m. doctor: how’s the constipation coming? me: one p**p almost came out but shot back up my *sshole doctor: ahh i see… sounds like a cl*ssic case of puxatony p**p
- farting *ss b*tch
someone who sucks *ss at ping pong, has crusty black lips, a farts like a b*tch. gosh, ryan is such a farting *ss b*tch.