Ping Tao Munchkin
the sidekick of luck you always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.
will appear and grant you 1 wish. s-x related and hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .
usually found in london waterloo station selling big mac’s
” i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. great tasting cabbage. thank god for the ping tao munchkin”
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