pinguin


1) a variation of a penguin. the subst-tution of the letter ‘e’ for the letter ‘i’ signifies the adding of “cuteness” to the name.

2) when introduced to cosmic rays or radioactive beams, a penguin mutates into a pinguin.
when the mad scientist zapped the penguin with an atomic laser, the penguin turned into an adorable little man eating pinguin.
1 more definition
pinguin: a creeper who keeps eyef-cking you in the club or facebook stalks you until he decides to waggle over
”woah who’s that ugly guy who keeps staring at you? oh no, he’s waggling over! here comes the penguin!!”

when you suddenly make eyecontact with the creeper and you dont have time to do the jenna marbles face to scare him away: ”pinguin aleeeert”, to warn your friends

Read Also:

  • pink card

    mythical membership card that all “card-carrying” h-m-s-xuals are supposed to own. “that girl was go hot i nearly had my pink card revoked!”

  • PINK FLUTE

    a white mans erect p-n-s holding or blowing on the old pink flute

  • pipeable

    one who qualifies to be piped adjective form of to pipe or smash “yo, that girl looks mad good. she is pipeable.”

  • pirgeh

    yiddish word that means “c-nt”. zi hot a farshtopte pirgeh!

  • Piss Ghost

    when a man walks up to a wall urinal immediately after someone has used it and is struck by the odor of the previous users urine. that p-ss ghost in that rest room nearly knocked me out. 2 more definitions a “friend” who get’s so angry that you had a sip of his wine that […]


Disclaimer: pinguin definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.