Pink Church of Blonde Things


founded in late february of 2009 by edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym pcbt.

the church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of march 2009. it is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week’s coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, tv show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from pink church of blonde things: -in a confident voice- “c-a-o, that’s how you spell cow!”

blonde girl #1: did you read this week’s pcbt newsletter?
blonde girl #2: omg yes!!! i can’t believe that in gossip girl, chuck is going to ask carter for help!

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