Pink Malteser


the name commonly referring to a small p-n-s; malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the uk in the form of small chocolate b-lls.
“wow, did you see the size of that guys c-ck?”
“yeah, i know! it was about the size of a pink malteser!”

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