pink napkin


the act of stabbing one’s b-lls while -j-c-l-t-ng into a white cloth or napkin. the mixture of blood and s-m-n results in a light pink color, hence the name “pink napkin”.
guy #1: i really want to try out some new masturbation techniques.
guy #2: have you tried the pink napkin?
guy #1: no thanks, i’m planning on having kids someday.

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