pinoccilingus
the art of giving pleasure with one’s nose.
q. why did raggedy ann get thrown out of the toybox?
a. she kept sitting on pinocchio’s face and moaning, “lie to me!!!”
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“i dare you to google ‘pinoccilingus. it’s probably some p-rno with the brothers rimm”.
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