when playing golf he is the guy in your foursome who drinks too much beer and still wins the game.
if you weren’t such a pintipus the rest of us would have a chance .
- national head day
august 2nd… the day where your girlfriend/sideb-tch throws that sloppy -ss neck “bae it’s national head day now let me suck that d-ck”
- dirty vodka
when you puor vodka into your partners b-m, shake them, and serve it in a martini gl-ss…..dirty did yoh see how f-cked up rob was at that party? tina must have served him a dirty vodka
a collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy today i saw just how deep into the sh-tmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.
- volcano bay
a new waterpark that was just added at universal orlando which is literally the best water park in existence. volcano bay frickin kicks -ss
stupid person that sucks at basketball i jadus at basketball