pinto

an especially nasty-looking cross between a caucasian and a n-gg-r; a mulatto.
his empty rhetoric betrays the irrefutable truth that loudmouth obama is nothing more than a feeble-minded pinto.
heavily tatooed vato just released from prison
that pinto was just released from pelican bay.
noun: refers to someone with a p-n-s this is less than five inches in length when erect.
adjective: describes a person who has a p-n-s that is less than five inches in length when erect.
billy: “hey sally my friend joe has a p-n-s that is less than five inches in length when erect.”

sally: ” wow, i feel really bad for that pinto.”

bobby: “yeah i know, my friend joe is a pinto because he has a small p-n-s.”
1. a portmanteau of the surnames of actors chris pine and zachary quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or s-xual context.

2. the name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. “it’s not my fault i ship pinto; it’s their fault for being so awesome together.”

2. “pinto is a gq motherf-cker so fly he doesn’t even exist!”
1. an ugly, moronically designed ford product introduced in the ’70s which was pr-ne to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back b-mper.

2. a brazillian term for “small c-ck”.
1. “tony’s pinto got rear-ended dude – it was engulfed in flames within two minutes”

2. “i heard rivaldo had a pinto, so i f-cked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing g-d”
my favorite ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended
“my pinto could smoke your f-cking rice burner
a car that apparently has a flint b-mper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car c-mbusts into flames.
i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.