Pippi Longcrotching


derived from the swedish fictional children’s character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. while fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. the trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.
lee: “dude, new slacks”?

tom: “yeah”

lee: “wow man, did you get those off the shelf? they don’t fit! you’re sporting the pippi longcrotching look.”

tom: “i know…. what you looking at anyway?”

lee: “hard not to notice, bro, sorry.”

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