pirate costume
a pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
– a shirt (not a t-shirt)
– full-length trousers
– a belt
– a vest
it is then accessorised with some of the following:
– a plastic or cardboard sword
– a headscarf or bandana
– a hook
– an eyepatch
– a parrot
the following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. one must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. if three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.
terrance: i’m going to put on a pirate costume.
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