Pirate Mike
pirate mike is a douche bag.
he likes to dress up as a pirate and tell women he knows kung fu, so he can try to impress them and get laid.
pirate mike has a boat in dana point harbor and belongs to the yacht club and f-cks guys in the -ss on the side.
“watch out for pirate mike, he will try to impress and f-ck you.”
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