piss dance


a compilation of various emotions converted into physical action because of in dire need to p-ss.
dude 1: “who is shaking the car?”
dude 2: “i think it’s dave, he’s probably doing the p-ss dance.”
a type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman p-sses on your lap. it is a kind of kinky s-x play.
he got a p-ss dance.
when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the p-ss from flowing out of your urethra
bystander number 1:look at that f-g over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumb-sses. somebody sh-t so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant p-ss, so hes doing the p-ss dance to try and hold it in.

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