Piss Muting
when you p-ss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
mom: johnny, if you’re staying up late tonight be sure to mute your p-ss so you don’t wake me up.
another example:
friend 1: hey i have to p-ss. what if i wake your parents?
friend 2: dude just use p-ss muting.
friend 1: great idea why didn’t i think of that?
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