Piss Tornado
when two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their p-n-ses out. then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. this is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are p-ssing all over the place.
this bathroom sucks and the bartender is an -sshole. let us converge into a p-ss tornado and ruin everyone else’s day that needs to take a sh-t, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
when you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a p-ss, causing p-ss to fly every which way, all over everything.
dude 1: what the f-ck bro, why is there p-ss everywhere!
dude 2: duuuuude you shoulda been there, i made a sweet p-ss tornado.
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dude 1: check out that hot chick over there!
dude 2: i’d let her make a p-ss tornado on me if you know what i’m saying!
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