pissing match


an argument or contest of wills, often mean-spirited and over trivial or insignificant matters. from the alcohol-induced sport of urinating for distance.
a: “what’s with the boss?”

b: “oh, he got into a p-ssing match with the head of accounting over last month’s travel budget.”

a: “so why is he still irritated?”

b: “he lost.”
engaging in an argument that really has no point or merit. it is clear that n-body can win the argument, so it becomes a “p-ssing match”… to resolve a p-ssing match requires two simple items. 1.) a balloon and 2.) urine… simply fill the balloon with urine as you would an ordinary water balloon. wait for the person that you are in the p-ssing match with to get distracted, and then when they least expect it, throw the urine balloon at the ceiling above their head. this will result in a rain storm of p-ss and should arguably put an end to your p-ssing match!
the other day, my mom and i got into this p-ssing match. i found it to be senseless and the argument really had no merit on either end. so i filled up a balloon with my p-ss and threw it at the ceiling. you should have seen her face when she was suddenly drenched in pee!!! i win!

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