Pisswich
a standard sandwich tainted with human urine. commonly used on white bread, its common tell signs are a yellow stain that is concentrated in one area. unfortunately, there is no way to 100% tell if it is a standard sandwich, or a p-sswich.
the reason is, melted b-tter or margarine, has the same affects (on white bread). the only surefire way to insure that your sandwich is not a p-sswich, is to eat it, or use a dna test on all the ingredients in said sandwich/p-sswich.
common scenarios when one may find a p-sswich, is during sleep overs with friends, parties, weddings, cooking cl-sses, trash cans, and funerals.
scientist 1: hey gary, i think i have found a way to decipher the difference between a p-sswich, and a sandwich!
scientist 2: really?! we must tell the world!
scientist 1: right after i eat my turkey-club sub. with b-tter.
scientist 2: wait… b-tter…. professor! no!
scientist 1: wait… is it… no… i cant tell. i cant tell!
scientist 2: use the method!
scientist 1: … it wont work….!
– there is no way to tell –
-save yourself, save your sandwiches –
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