when a woman p-sses in a man’s mouth while he is kissing on her p-ssy.
i was kissing on diana’s p-ssy while she p-ssed in my mouth, giving me a p-ssykissy
- greasy muchacho
a sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat. this would be a cl-ssy barbecue function if it weren’t for that greasy muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
- the rusty banjo
making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a scania v8, as you climax during s-xual intercourse “i gave her a the rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig”
- leg pegging
when you do pegging with a pirate’s peg leg. arhhhh matey wanna do leg pegging yes matey stuff it in me ayrse-oyle
- spouse tax
when your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are ent-tled to a portion of it. anna gets ice cream. garrett says can i get some? anna says no. garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.
- thought rant
when you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn’t end up happening. dude, i had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.