Pistorius
someone that got away with murder after judge trial.
“dude, the judge totally didn’t have enough evidence to prove i killed that guy.”
“no way dude, you totally just pulled a pistorius.”
a person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: are you a pistorius?
person 2: what’s a pistorius?
person 1: you are.
person 2: what am i?
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