pitchdork


somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to pitchfork.com to find out
“look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to korn”
“pitchfork actually gave “follow the leader” a 6.9.”
“can we talk about this later, when i give a sh-t, pitchdork?”

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