pitching wedge
a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.
did you see her body?
yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face was busted.
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a girl that only looks good from about 30 yards away, when she gets close she is no good. a person who is ugly any closer than thirty yards away
yeah she looked hot from far, but turns out she was just a pitching wedge.
someone who looks good from far away. looks good from a hundred yards out.
dude, i saw her the other day. you don’t know. she’s a pitching wedge.
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