Pits McCheeseburger
a term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have “pit stains” as a result of profuse sweating originating from the m-ssive amount of body fat present in the individual’s body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. hense… pits mccheeseburger
“ahh dude check out pits mccheeseburger over there!”
“yeah man, that nasty b-st-rd just ate another burger! thats like 5!!”
a term used to describe any one of a number of fat, lazy, unambiguous, slob-like, jelly-bellied, repulsive, and utterly shameless individuals who constantly have “pit stains” as a result of profuse sweating originating from the m-ssive amount of body fat present in the individual’s body, and who have, on several occasions, been witnessed stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouths at an astonighing rate. hense… pits mccheeseburger
“ahh dude, check out pits mccheeseburger over there!”
“yeah man, that nasty b-st-rd just ate another one!”
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