Pity Gag
when a female gags during oral s-x on a below average sized p-n-s out of pure pity.
sharyle said: “so, how did it go last night?”
maude said: “todd looked like he was on the verge of crying when he realized his p-n-s was so small in my mouth”
sharyle said: “what did you do?!”
maude said:”i had to give him some pity gags”
sharyle said: “nice!”
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