Pity Pancakes


when, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
man, yesterday i was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket… but today i feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! thanks, mom!

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