Pity Pats


when a girl doesn’t like you the way you like her, and she gives you a hug accompanied with sympathetic pats on the back or shoulder.
guy 1: “so how’d your date with courtney go?”

guy 2: “she gave me the pity pats when i dropped her off”

guy 1: “ouch”
-beautiful, but they never admit it. they are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. sweet, but they can be mean if provoked. most tend to fall in love with the wrong people, and are very flirtatious. their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.
pitypat.is.the.best

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