Pity-vite
an invitation extended only because the inviter feels sorry for the invitee.
we sent a pity-vite to the nerdy guy for the superbowl party because n-body else would.
1 more definition
when you give someone an invitation to an event more out of pity than for any other reason.
tanya found out that i took nikki to lunch today, so next week i think i’m going to have to throw her a pityvite.
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