Pityhole


a pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. they try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.
guy 1: dude, did you hear what happened to christine?

guy2: the girl whose been crushing on you? no, what happened.

guy 1: her grandma died.

guy 2: thats’ horrible. you should comfort her.

guy 1: also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

guy 2: ok… that is bad.

guy 1: she also said that her house just burned down.

guy 2: dude, be careful. she may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

guy1: nonsense. oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

guy 2: ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. and it’s obviously starting to work on you.

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