the look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don’t care about, but you want to seem interested.
he was prattling on about crossfit during our date, so i had to give him the placebo affect since he’s so hot and i heard he’s hung.
- n*gg* be slipping
when a bich be tripping on a mother f-cking b-tch n-gg- be slipping on all them mother f-cking b-tches
- carnivore carnival
a bbq restaurant or meat-themed festival where the celebration of meat eating is beyond enthusiastic. kelsie could not get over all the meat options at her city’s 4th of july celebration. the carnivore carnival had alligator snoots, rattlesnake fingers, and road runner legs.
- spud wiggle
when your boiling potatoes and the water spills on to your hand and you wiggle a. ow those supuds made me wiggle b. jons doing a right spud-wiggle
a mexican person who is g-y and emo. these people wear black, are emotional, and also g-y. very g-y. i am a mexigemo. person 1: hey isn’t that person mexican? person 2: oh yeah, they’re also g-y and emo. person 1: oh, so a mexigemo? person 2: what the f-ck
what a unicorn says when they feel extremely b-tt hurt. how dare you give me your opinion when i asked for it, how rued!!!!!!