plain jon


used in a similar fashion as john doe, except used to describe a generic boy from northern nj/ny corridor. it is possible to see varying dress, especially for long island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. typically of the white boy wigger white t variety, but can vary. basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.
are you going to get those boxes from the truck? no, i’ve got a plain jon doing that

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