plain wood


when you’re girlfriend gives you head, without any flavor or lotion. flavor, basically. like you know all those s-x shops give you flavors an stuff. like your girlfriend said last week. it’s gross without strawberry.
i gave my boyfriend plain wood, but then i was like, this sh-t tastes gross!

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