Plan M


“plan m” (where m = “masturbation”).
a backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a s-x partner.
person 1: so what’s plan b if she’s not attracted to you?

person 2: well if that’s the eventuality, then i’m going to resort to “plan m”. long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.

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