Planking at closing time
the act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. it refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your -ss to keep from falling in to the big girls v-g-n-. the short form is planking.
yo!! did you guys see bill today? he was really desperate & out planking at closing time at the dirty dive bar. the last time i saw him he had hooked up with a big bertha. hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
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