planting daisies


a variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw… they don’t get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. they plant them & leave.
a co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

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